THE HAUNTED CONSTRUCTION CO. BRINGING TERROR TO NEIGHBORHOODS EVERYWHERE: 2009

The Orphanage of Misfit Babes The haunted crib

The Haunted Crib! The Franklin was a strong and sturdy looking yacht that was bigger then a whale. Those descriptions wouldn't hold true for the telling of this tale. While out a sea the sky grew dark and the waves became tall. lightning struck and thunder rolled as the rain began to fall. The ship rocked and tipped as the engines wined and all that could go wrong would be. The ship and all aboard had sank to the bottom of the cold dark sea. But one small passenger refused to let go and returned to his happy place. the only place he'd ever know and it brought a smile to his face. Such a short and tragic time for poor baby sib. His ghoulish ghost had returned to forever haunt his crib. If in the middle of the night you should hear a child laugh, cry or coo, don't hide under you covers run for the door is the best thing you could do. If you think he's cute and you want to adopt remember sib isn't very nice. So before you adopt a misfit babe You might want to think twice

The Story of Mag...

Bringing terror to neighborhoods everywhere! The Haunted Construction co. presents " The Story Of Mag "......... Awwwwwwwwww. Poor little mag cried her eyes out when I forgot her favorite toy at the orphanage on that cold wet dreary night. I tried to cheer her up by teaching her how to ride a bike. But she was disinterested. I bought her a skateboard. But watching that sad little face slowly roll by was to much for a father to bare. So I built Mag her favorite toy. The Electric Chair! My monster misfit likes to ride the lightning! Late at night in my home while I lye awake in bed the horrifying sounds of great sadness have been replaced by the sounds of joy. Mags laughter echoing off the mansions walls throughout the night warms my cold black heart. The sounds of electricity ( zzz-zzz-bezzzzzz-zit-zzzzzz ) the smell of ozone in the air are a delightful reminder of a fathers job well done. Come and share in my happiness like so many others have and contact The Vampire Arrietty to adopt your own little bundle of terror from The Orphanage of Misfit Babes.To help keep your creepy little kid happy you can purchase accessories for them from The Haunted Construction co. ( the electric chair is the first piece available ) Remember your not an American unless you spoil them. Special Thanks to The Orphanage of Misfit babes........... And you thought your kids were monsters....

The Kid Who Was Born In A Grave!

Please enjoy our latest horrifying tale. It's called The kid who was born in a grave..... On a gray snowy night, there rose such a fright , of screaming and despair. I ran to my window, seen leaves in the wind as they mingled, I sensed something terrible in the air. from out by the graves, lay passed loved ones we prayed , would rest peaceful in the afterlife , but I cant shake this feeling, so creepy this evening, I swear I hear the screaming of my long passed wife. I grab my shall, I run down the hall, and out the front door I went. the screaming getting louder, as I run with such matter,I drop to my knees I scream oh god no please on the tomb Elsa it reads, have I gone insane the screams rattle my brain, I rip through the dirt, my fingers bloodied and hurt, my dear wife Elsa I must save, I reach down to the coffin, the door creeks as I open, I fall back and I gasp at what I see........... a child..........I'm a father.... my love I had lost, all hope I had tossed, a family I craved, what my wife from beyond she had gave, will be forever known as the kid who was born in a grave